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It's really too bad that shooting things is illegal here. There aren't any forests to go target-practicing in or to just go for a deer hunt. *SIIIIIGH* Ebony and Ivory are so deprived.

Well, I suppose there's always that amusement park place with the digital reality stuff. I heard they have laser tag. 8D Man, I haven't played that since I was a kid in AGES!

Anyone up for a game?

Oi. Vergil. Did you check the newspapers? We're on the cover of the Valentine's Day edition magazine (heh, they're using a picture from our nude shot 8D) and we're on the 10 Most Desirable Models list again. Tied. Big surprise there.

I think I might take to the streets just to celebrate. Girls are so grabby this time of year, hehehehe.

Speaking of which, I need to visit that Irish bar. Somewhere out there are some noobs that need to be taught a lesson about trying to doubt my drinking ability.

So, for some reason, they thought it'd be a brilliant idea for me to sub in for Vergil so I had to go in today to pose for a painting. That was... so stupid. No offense to you artists or anything, but do you know how much people cramp up after a few hours? I mean, I know you like my abs and all, but even I can't stand being stared at for that long. Makes me want to punch someone's face in. Next time, I'm asking them if I can lay across a sofa and watch TV. With pizza. Mmmm.

Seriously. What happened to good ol' Photoshopping? Tch.

Oh, and who's up for a massive Superbowl party? :D C'mon, you wimps, you need to get away from your fancy suits and ties at some point.

Maaaaaan, I was so smashed last night. 8D Can't really see the computer screen so can't really tell if I'm even making any sense, but Happy New Years, dude and dudettes! Fuck 2008 man, that was one hell of a crappy year.

That being said, I can't really remember what the fuck I did last night. I either dreamed about a goat in a tutu or someone actually brought one in. Wasn't that in... Garfield or something?

Anyways. Collapsing. Bye.

EDIT: If the phone tries to ring again, I think I'll take one of my guns and blast it to bits.

Man, I always seem to miss out on all the fun.

I wonder if Vergil will let me go out and take Rebellion with me and kick some ass. I can do it, too, I'm an expert at dodging the cops. 8D 

I'm sure some of those 60 people that were arrested are probably just terrified kids looking for a good time. Fuck the cops man, this whole city's nuts. >:(

[ooc: I had to post this even though I'm on hiatus 'cause when I took the test as Dante, believe it or not...]

Whadaya know.

Oi. Vergil. We match.

It's not fucking accurate though. SHY? AHAHAHA. That's a good one . Okay, maybe the young at heart thing is accurate. << >>;

Your Kiss is Pink

For you, kissing is pure happiness... simple as that. You definitely get a little blissed out from kissing, even if you're a bit shy about it. You won't kiss just anyone. Your kisses are special! Young at heart, you still get very excited the first time you kiss someone. Kissing Type: Generous People See Your Kisses as: Sweet You Kiss Best With: A Black Kisser Stay away from: An Orange Kisser

IT SNOWED. HELL YES.

I'm going to pummel the first people I see on the street with snowballs. HAHA.

Dude. I don't know why this is suddenly a hot topic of debate, but for the record, I AM BISEXUAL. Yeah, thanks for asking.

And for the little kiddies that don't know what that means, I find boobs and ass equally hot. But don't tell your parents I told you that.

I'm sure I can last a WHOLE HELL OF A LOT LONGER than just 2 minutes, but I think I maxed out the time anyways. What a pussy meme. << >>;; This is what happens when Vergil leaves me home alone.

I could survive for 1 minute, 57 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

[ooc: Referring to this post and this expression.]

OI, KADAJ, CATCH! Used condom for ya! 

I know, I crack myself up. Sephiroth started it.

[OOC: This has to happen every so often when I go through my DMC folder, lol.]

AHEM. Vergil. Exactly when did you shoot this picture and why was I not aware? >_O They got you to SMILE? HOW?  And why the hell do you not wear open shirts more often?


(Damn, I forgot the name of the artist. Someone help? D: I don't think it's Wolfina... is it?]

The fuck?

The cops are actually serious? I didn't really think anything of it until I realized Vincent was in jail. They'd throw a Turk in jail and risk the wrath of Rufus and everyone else in that megahuge company? Well damn. I was totally thinking of going to that protest, too!

I hope Vergil doesn't know as much as I think he does. He'll never let me out of the house at this rate. DDD8

Hey, um ...Someone let me know if Nero was one of the ones arrested. Tell me he wasn't. If he is, I might have to go and kick some cops' asses.

Beer? Check. Pizza? Check. Vergil? Semi-check, since he insists on being in a different room when I watch the Olympics. T___T;; So much for sharing the fun. C'mon, Ver, yelling and cursing and jumping on the couch are TOTALLY normal for the Olympics.

OH WELL, more food for me. :D

By the way, this whole China sweeping the floor with America on gold medals? *(!*#KMALKDKCJSJLQ!!!! WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY? >_O LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES!! Ah well, US kicks ass at basketball and track, which is really all that I care about. Although I totally don't mind watching those girl volleyball players...

[ooc: Given that Dante is Capcom's 'stereotypical American' character, I figured he'd be pissed about the Chinese thing. XD No offense to anyone who's Chinese, I'm Chinese too and I mean this in jest. :p)

Nero's still not back. He's out there, alone, probably starving, and with lunatics running around the random fucker that killed those cops a few days ago. Hell, he's probably dying out on a ditch rich now and... and... Fuck. I need to drink this off. Again.

Vincent, Yukari, congrats on the wedding. I'm sure it was a blast and I'm sure I missed out on all the cake and beer champagne and being choked by a tie being dressed up, but I didn't want to dampen the mood there so I just... stayed home. I'll come see you guys later when I feel better.

Vincent, you still owe me some of that Italian beer though. :p

FUCK.

...God damn it. Damn it all to hell.

Nero... I'm so sorry... W-we should've told you, but... We didn't know how you'd react. I didn't want to lose you so soon, I never meant to scare you. I'm so sorry. If... if you need money or something, let me know. I don't want you out there alone.

You're a good kid, you know that? I... If we don't ever see you again, I wish the best. *weak smile* Really. Take care of yourself.

[not viewable to Nero]
If anyone sees him, let us know he's safe. Give us a call, slap us, yell at us, whatever, but just let us know. And let him know that... we'd love for him to come back, but only if he wants to. And... and give him food or something, because the squirt forgets to eat quite a lot. I wish I could find him, but he's avoiding us like the plague and I don't want to chase him, not if he doesn't want to see us. Vergil and I have already ridden all over the city already and probably dodged a few speeding tickets while we were at it.

I can't keep thinking that Mum would be ashamed of us... FUCK.

So before anyone says anything, YES, I DO READ THE FUCKING PAPER. I have eyes. And a brain. T___T I can read.

That being said... Naoji, did you see the paper today? You made the front page. O_o Congrats on making out with some 'long-haired beauty', or so it says.

...................You don't seem like the type to like being on the front page, kid. << >>; Just wanted to let you know.

If it's something worth freaking out about, I WILL DENY ANY INVOLVEMENT. *knows Vergil will kill him for any drama*

[ooc: Since that thread isn't complete yet, I'm not sure whether I should pretend like Nero actually DID walk in on the twins yet, so I'm not going to. << >>;; Figured I should kick Dante out of being quiet though. XD]

Fuck, it's been hot. I think I've taken off as much clothes as I can without scaring the crap out of the squirt. << >>;; *is currently down to his boxers and passed out on the sofa* Why do we have leather couches anyways? It feels like its ripping off my skin if I try to move. And then Vergil complains I leave butt prints everywhere or something... I don't know who the hell messed with the entire building's air conditioning but I'm going to find them, sit on them and remove their spleen with my bare hands. T___T Yeesh, for the amount of money we paid for this place...

*melts off the sofa*

I swear, if one more friend of mine gets hurt, SHIT WILL BE GOING DOWN IN FLAMES. >:o Yo, Rufus, dude, you okay? Sephiroth and everyone else is there, right? D: Did anyone get hurt:?

...Are the kids okay at the school?...

Vergil was being rather... distracting when I was writing this, so yeah, it's late. I know. :p